Guy’s worst hangover ever — wakes up to find stinky bum trying to French kiss him with is nasty tongue while grabbing his dick. Read full story here.
Monthly Archives: February 2014
The HORRIBLE Mrs. Miller!
MUST-HEAR!
YOU WON’T BELIEVE YOUR EARS!
OH.MY.GOD… ONE MORE!
Handsome Black Man Fired from Job for Complaining About Female Coworkers Wanting to Have Sex with Him
The harassment has left him feeling “extremely humiliated, degraded, victimized, embarrassed, and emotionally distressed,” according to the suit, which is seeking unspecified damages. [Source]
A strapping young Manhattan p.r. rep claims his female bosses treated him like a sexy hunk of meat — and then quickly kicked him to the curb when he turned down their sleazy proposals, according to a lawsuit. Joseph Earl Jackson says his supervisors at Open Communications Omnimedia in Chelsea flirted with him, fondled him and even asked him to take part in a salacious “bang sesh.” Jackson said he “endured” seven months of lusty ladies hugging him, kissing him and telling him, “You are so handsome” at their company offices. The $35,000-a-year account coordinator claims the company’s chief strategist, Sally O’Dowd, told him “how she loved young black and Hispanic men” and “that she loved how sexy his chest and deltoids were in his white button- down shirt”. O’Dowd even allegedly commented on Jackson’s penis size after a client pitched a new product — a case with a condom inside. She said the condom “probably wouldn’t fit Joseph,” the suit claims. The alleged harassment did not stop with O’Dowd, the suit claims, adding that another supervisor, Kathryn Campisano, allegedly pursued Jackson on the sly. The supervisor allegedly sent him a text message last November that asked, “When are we going to have our bang sesh?” When Jackson complained to Open Communications CEO John Andrew Morris, the exec allegedly ridiculed him in front of his colleagues. Morris called Jackson “a hater that needed to be removed,” the suit says, and he was canned on Feb. 21.
Anti-Gay Crackpot Wants DEATH PENALTY for Gays
Dr. Paul Cameron of the Family Research Institute says gays are parasites of society and should be given the death penalty.
Horny Florida Woman Calls 911 Begging Cop for Sex
Maria Montenez-Colon, of Punta Gorda, Fla., was arrested Friday night for misuse of 911 after she allegedly asked a responding officer for sex because she had not been ‘penetrated in years.’ When the cop arrived at her home he asked her what he could do to help her.
Montanez-Colon reportedly told Officer Justin Davoult, “You are so sexy,” and asked about his marital status. She also announced, “I haven’t been penetrated in years,” and “I am so horny.” Davoult, 31, noted that, “I asked her what I could help her with and she stated ‘You can fuck me.’”
Inseminate Me!
Imagine what your children will look like when you poke this lovely with your hot and eager little pecker during her ovulation cycle! You ARE the father! See more of this lovely’s dating photos here.
Freaks on FreeRepublic are ANGRY at Jan Brewer for Vetoeing Gay Hate Bill
Read all the anti-gay hatemongering commentary in response to Gov. Brewer’s vetoe of Arizona’s gay hate bill.
Next on Maury
Histrionics galore as Maury’s shrieking psychopaths’ filthy immoral sins are exposed by paternity and lie detector tests! Oooola-la!
“Dude, watching those fat screaming sows will make you RUN for a vasectomy!”
Weird Guys and the Creepy Things They Do for Attention
“Snow Swimming”? Dude, Seriously?
A couple of goobers wearing speedos swim in high snow and their poor little balls turn blue. Too much weed? Listen to their crazed laughter.
FAIL: Russian Tries to Have Bus Tow His Car
A miserable failure. Don’t miss.
Dog Shaming.com
As seen on NBC Nightly News last night, here’s DogShaming.com, where dog owners post photos of their dogs with signs “shaming” them for doing naughty things.