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Monthly Archives: October 2013
Tasteless Kidnapper Ariel Castro Halloween Costume
This is a tasteless Halloween costume (link to original Twitter post) of the Chicago kidnapper Ariel Castro who kidnapped and imprisoned three girls in his house for 10 years, raping and torturing them (along with killing their unborn rape babies by punching the girls in their stomachs to cause miscarriage). Castro hanged himself in his prison cell a few months back while engaged in sick sexual autoerotic asphyxiation masturbating with his pants down. See this and more bad Halloween costumes here.
Craigslist Crazy Says Black Trick-or-Treaters Are NOT Welcome In White Neighborhood!
A racist posted a message on Craigslist warning black people to stay out of his white neighborhood. The Craigslist ad read (it has since been deleted):
Reminder: Overage Trick Or Treaters Stay Out! (Larchmont-Edgewater)
We hate seeing kids older than twelve going house to house for free candy. Doing so is illegal and this year we will be calling the police on you b**tards. Overage trick or treating is a Class 4 misdemeanor and carries a $250 fine. This will also go on your criminal record if you don’t have one already.
And you niglets, stay the hell out! We’re a white neighborhood and we don’t want you baboons here!! You little turds better think twice going into my neighborhood or you will be legally punished.
Die with a Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger in Your Gullet!
CONSPIRACY TO KILL THROUGH FOOD — Meet the Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger, featuring a custom-blended pork belly patty layered with melted American cheese and topped with extra bacon. Philadelphia restaurant PYT launched the creation Tuesday, which will only be available for a week (OH SURE!).
KILL US! KILL US WITH TOXIC FOOD!
F E A R!
Live! With Kelly & Michael Halloween Video
Kelly Rippa and Michael Strayhan’s Halloween 2013 video: “What Does the Fox Say?”
Rapper Nicki Minaj Sniffs Hunks for Her Perfume
LAME! Here Minaj was handed the golden opportunity to sniff their arm pits, ball sacks, ass cracks and feet — and she blows it royal.
Buy Minaj’s perfume.
Hallmark Removes the Word “Gay” From Holiday Ornament — Sparks Customer Fury
(ABOVE) The original 19th century line – ‘Don we now our GAY apparel’ – has been altered by the Hallmark company for its new line of holiday merchandise. It now reads: ‘Don we now our FUN apparel.’
Continue reading Hallmark Removes the Word “Gay” From Holiday Ornament — Sparks Customer Fury
Crazies at Texas Animal Shelter Kill “Demon Possessed” Puppy
Humane Society Workers Were Afraid of This Tiny little Dachshund-Chihuahua Puppy, So They Killed It
Employees working at a San Antonio, Texas humane society put a woman’s tiny little 11-week-old Dachshund-Chihuahua mix puppy to death, saying it was possessed by “demons” that made it aggressive. What made matters worse is an employee posted this nonsense to the shelter’s Facebook page — then, when things got hot under media scrutiny, along with the threat of a lawsuit, they deleted the post.
“She said she was outraged to read: “the pup is now free, free from whatever unknown demons were causing the aggression,” on the [Humane Society] social media site last week.
They had posted they were sad they had to put this puppy down it was filled with demons and showed aggression,” Buchhorn told the local media station. The post was reportedly written by a board member at the shelter and uploaded to Facebook last week, but it has since been deleted.
[Wait a minute… let us think about this for a moment… isn’t the purpose of the Humane Society to provide a SAFE shelter and protect animals from harm? How is it that animals are put there to be KILLED, like the holocaust ovens of Nazi Germany?–Ed.]
Night of Evil
Halloween — a night celebrating EVIL!
WITCH!
Smart Cat Opens Door for Dumb Dogs
As I’ve written before, some day, long into the distant future after man has destroyed himself, THE CAT will reign supreme over the world. Just like in the movie, Planet of the Apes, instead of intelligent talking apes taking over the world, it will instead be THE CAT who will evolve and rule Earth! The cat will develop vocal cords for speech. It will walk upright. It will develop language, form governments, build structures and, ultimately, reach for the stars as we have! I have consulted my tarot cards and crystal ball on this and have received favorable signals that indeed, in some dim and distant future time, CATS WILL RULE EARTH!
Church Looks Like The Almighty Penis from Overhead
“The Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, could not have gotten more literal if they tried — which they supposedly didn’t when they constructed a church that looks from a certain angle like a giant phallus, complete with balls and bushy pubes.” Writes Gawker…
Woman Won’t Hand Out Halloween Candy Because Kids are Obese; To Give Out Rant Note Instead
Yes there’s an obesity crisis going on, BUT lighten up! Halloween comes only 1 day out of 365 days of the year. Why not lay rest the annoyances of our screwy upside-down society for the sake of the kids’ fun? The kids spend time getting their costumes ready to have fun once a year — it’s their day. The event is about fun — not to make a political statement on an adult issue. Yes, the obesity crisis is bad — but the truth is it’s hitting adults the most. A small percentage of kids are obese out of the whole statistic.
It’s not necessary to go and spoil kids’ fun. They need to be left alone to BE KIDS and not be ambushed with matters that should concern adults only.
This woman (likely a screaming, whining extremist left-wing liberal, the kind who post no smoking signs within 25 feet of offices, for example) may piss of some crazy kids and get her house egged or worse for this nonsense if she’s not careful. She’s been going on radio stations ranting about this, drawing the attention to herself by the venerable undesirable element of society — which as you are all aware is getting scarier and scarier.