Church of Satan conspiracy opens up with the discovery that the town of Newtown, CT — site of the dreadful Sandy Hook massacre — is found out to be the East Coast Branch of the Church of Satan. Proof? Images of the town’s little girls sucking their middle fingers apparently means they are the disciples of Satan.
From the video, kids in Newtown all suck their fingers this way, forming a Satanic symbol used by the Church of Satan, according to the reporter.