A person concerned about wildlife posted this textbook classic passive-aggressive question: “Why Doesn’t the Squirrel In My Backyard Like Me?” on the bitchy gay forum.
Here is someone’s answer:
“It doesn’t like you because it senses your evil, controlling toxic personality and is fearful of it. Animals are aware of human emotions. They have the uncanny knack for sensing someone who is hostile to them and they flee in fear. It has obviously heard you screaming and yelling in your house, for the squirrel lives near your home. It hates you because it thinks you are an untrustworthy human who may do it harm! Stop being a screaming harpie in your home. Stop shouting accusations at people caused by your insecurity. Stop being a total asshole cunt. And for God’s sake, when you’re getting your ass fucked, stop being so loud about it. The animals are appalled by your mimicking the sound you heard of your mother getting fucked by your father: her moaning, her shouting, her sounding like she’s being murdered when she got fucked. YOUR FATHER’S DICK WASN’T THAT BIG, mmmmmkay? Now get a life, get a J-O-B and quit worrying about wildlife. —Sigmund Freud.”
We’ve all had that ANNOYING experience: we order fast food and later discover it’s either missing something, it’s not cooked, it’s not what you ordered, it’s made wrong, or it’s got somebody’s severed finger in it. But most frequently — we discover we got stiffed paying for food that’s not in the bag! Oh the agony of being wronged by the fast food joint! But some people on Twitter are posting photos of their rotten grub to fight back against this outrage!
Sales by the Latino community of Donald Trump related merchandise has increased 850% since July. In that same poll, 96% of Latinos said the only reason for buying the merchandise was ‘To avoid harassment’ and ‘Not get deported’, should Trump actually become president of the United States, in which he has promised to round them up “in a humane way.”
