According to this guy’s crowdfunding product demo, the Scrote ‘N’ Tote is “the world’s first, fully-functional, human scrotum napsack.” Give the world the gift of Scrotes.™ Only $69 for a very limited time on Indiegogo.
Convenience store offers a fab deal for only $5.99! Including a Magnum size condom for big-dicked customers! Wow! [Reddit]
Yes, it’s mid-October and time to start buying for Christmas to avoid the Christmastime shopper hordes.
A support pillow/headrest for your car is claimed to be made out of “Vegan leather fabric.”
WAIT… “Vegan” leather fabric? Huh? Apparently it’s something new and is “literally and figuratively, petroleum” that emits chemicals harmful to environment and factory workers. More about the strange buzzword “vegan leather” from WiseGeek.
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You might also like the EMERGENCY TAMPON NECKLACE, which is used to carry tampons for those “in need of immediate menstrual assistance.”
Campbell’s is releasing limited edition Star Wars chicken noodle soup and SpaghettiOs later this month.
Al Roker enjoys demonstrates his new dick the corn zipper. Christmas gift idea? LOL 
“We created new human’s organs that use brain wave sensor. “Necomimi“is the new communication tool that augments human’s body and ability. “Necomimi” will be released in the end of this year. Price, color and any other gadgets are undecided.” [Facebook]
This is a Black Onyx Stone (or alternatively referred to as a “Chakrub” by its so-called founder).
The stone has been revered for thousands of years as a magical healing stone, believed by ancient mystics to help “alleviate fears and worries and to help you to feel comfortable within yourself and in your surroundings. It is also believed to promote stamina and vigor and to encourage the making of wise decisions.”
NO! The Black Onyx is meant to be WORN — not stuck up the filthy anus or vagina as a dildo “to find inner peace with”! If the stone is used in a PROFANE WAY, the user will suffer “untold reprisal” from powers beyond our comprehension! DO NOT EVER DESECRATE A BLACK ONYX!
Read the Disgusting Details Here of one who did so: “How Alison Found “Inner Peace” with a Healing Crystal Dildo”
FYI ALISON: The Black Onyx is NOT called a “crystal.” It’s a STONE! There’s a big difference! Get it right!
A strange car product called “Rusty Wraps” makes new cars look like they’re from the junkyard. No explanation as to why anyone would want to apply them. See the product’s website ClydeWraps.com to see more about this unusual product.
The Halloween costume that “sparked Internet outrage.”
A cunning guy writes personal messages on potatoes and mails them to people, earning a fortune for doing so every month. Go to PotatoParcel.com to order your potato with an inspiring message!
“Alex Craig, 24, said he came up with the idea for Potato Parcel earlier this year while having dinner with his girlfriend. His girlfriend called it “the stupidest idea” she’d ever heard of, but this Texas entrepreneur is now making good money mailing people potatoes enscribed with special messages. Craig says he’s sold over 2,000 potatoes, and he’s clearing $10,000 a month in profit since he launched the site in May.” Read story.
GOOD OLD AMERICAN PRODUCTIVITY THANKS TO JAPAN — This Office Chair Lets You Lay Down Flat For Naps At The Office!
