Look at that. He’s licking that nasty ass hole as though it were a climaxing woman’s vagina! Dude, WTF? It’s NOT a vagina and there are unseen germs swallowed in this UNSAFE SEX practice that gives people Hepatitis, an incurable disease that destroys the liver. E-Coli can be had from swallowing saliva from the anus, as well as many other staph infections, that land you in the hospital!
Foul-mouthed penis whores wonder: “Can you guess the race of a penis just by grabbing it?” [Source]
On a crowded Spanish beach, a dirty slut fingers her cooter (uncensored version) while little kids watch, asking “what’s that lady in yellow doing to her pee-pee, mommy?” Story on Mirror (censored version).
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Tommie Bennett was tackled to the ground and tied up with wire for having pockets filled with the sex drug Viagra.
This is a Black Onyx Stone (or alternatively referred to as a “Chakrub” by its so-called founder).
The stone has been revered for thousands of years as a magical healing stone, believed by ancient mystics to help “alleviate fears and worries and to help you to feel comfortable within yourself and in your surroundings. It is also believed to promote stamina and vigor and to encourage the making of wise decisions.”
NO! The Black Onyx is meant to be WORN — not stuck up the filthy anus or vagina as a dildo “to find inner peace with”! If the stone is used in a PROFANE WAY, the user will suffer “untold reprisal” from powers beyond our comprehension! DO NOT EVER DESECRATE A BLACK ONYX!
Read the Disgusting Details Here of one who did so: “How Alison Found “Inner Peace” with a Healing Crystal Dildo”
FYI ALISON: The Black Onyx is NOT called a “crystal.” It’s a STONE! There’s a big difference! Get it right!
A new dildo sex toy called the Ovipositor lays eggs made of gelatin in your ass or vagina to give you the “eggciting” feeling of having alien-like slimy eggs ooze out of your beloved orifice. Watch the demonstration video below!
An 81-year-old man was witnessed completely naked “humping” a bush in his yard and charged for “abusing greenery.”
Dirty old man gets head in public as cops prepare to bag them for lewd and lascivious behavior in public, a sex pervert crime. [Reddit]
Baptist churches are scary.
Jay Hart, football player, is filmed by a nosy, anonymous dirty stinker, caught with his “eyes rolled back in a deep moment of coital bliss“ — his dick buried in an orifice of an unknown fat fan — cheating on his lovely girlfriend, Bryony Hibbert (pictured below).
The dirty stinker who filmed Hart’s orgasmic moment naturally couldn’t wait to put the sex video on the Internet to ruin him — which succeeded, for Hart was fired for inserting his penis into the fan.
The sex video then mysteriously vanished from the Internet after successfully ruining a man’s life and likely his relationship with his girlfriend (see “He Begs His Girlfriend for Forgiveness”), all thanks to the piece of shit PIG with a cell phone who uploaded the sex video to the Internet hoping to become a big star. Photo from Twitter.
“I was drunk, I’d had more than a few drinks, and I want to say I’m sorry to my family and everyone involved at Clitheroe. I regret that I did it, not that I got caught.” [Source]
When a boyfriend rejected his girlfriend’s sexual advances, she pulled a gun on him and threatened to shoot if he didn’t submit.
Looky what game programmers are writing into games for kids these days. Oh looky! Here’s another one!
