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“People Have Their Minds in the Gutter 24/7 Nowadays and Seem Quite Proud of It…” Remarked Polly Prude.
Popular Beauty Blogger Covers Her Face with Men’s Sperm DAILY (VIDEO)
On her beauty blog, mother of two Tracy Kiss says applying HUMAN MEN’S SPERM to her face keeps her skin soft and healthy-looking — she puts sperm on her face DAILY, delivered in a jar by anonymous donors (her husband is not in the picture, probably got tired jizzing for his wife‘s nasty nutball beauty routine). See Tracy Kiss YouTube channel.
Rapper “The Game” Posts Lewd Instagram Selfie of His Big Dick
To promote his new album and dating TV show, west coast rapper “The Game” slips on some tight Spandex to reveal his big, fat dick on Instagram to the penis-obsessed media. Now his fame will grow even higher. What’s next? A sex tape, perhaps?
THE IMPREGNATION ASPECT
A dick that size certainly can impregnate quite easily. Its length can reach deep into the womb to fertilize a woman’s eggs during her fertile cycle; the sperm won’t have to swim all that far. Immediate impregnation can and will occur. Plus, because of that dick’s girth, it will fit tight in the vagina and rub against the vaginal walls, causing the woman to secrete lubricating fluid to accommodate it, as well as sending very pleasurable stimulating sensations by the friction of his thrusts — causing numerous orgasms during the sex act. So, in conclusion, this dick is biologically ripe for procreation activities. As far as anal insertion, it will be very painful to accommodate due to its length and girth. Some sort of pain-killing drug will be necessary to take if sodomy is involved.
HOLIDAY SHOPPING IDEAS! The Scrote ‘N’ Tote Backpack
According to this guy’s crowdfunding product demo, the Scrote ‘N’ Tote is “the world’s first, fully-functional, human scrotum napsack.” Give the world the gift of Scrotes.™ Only $69 for a very limited time on Indiegogo.
Women Guess Men’s Race by the Size of their Dicks in “Offensive Video”
Foul-mouthed penis whores wonder: “Can you guess the race of a penis just by grabbing it?” [Source]
Last Sunday’s Redskins Fan Gets Head While Watching the Game at the Stadium (PHOTO)
Last Sunday (a day of God!), a Redskins fan (in “Taylor” shirt) just couldn’t wait until after the game was over to have his cock sucked by the hoe down on her knees (in the photo below).
He made that woman a public whore (see her photos), risking arrest for the crime of “lewd and lascivious” behavior in public! Oh the audacity! Look at her willingly swallow all the funky germs crawling on his penis after he’d touched it with his dirty hands when pissing throughout the day. And the bystanders did nothing but take pictures. Worst of all, nobody got a view of his dick to see how big it was! At least give us THAT!
THE COUPLE HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED! Pictured below — he just can’t keep his hands off his damn dick, can he?
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! ANOTHER GUY WAS FILMED GETTING HIS COCK SUCKED at the same game! WTF?
Saudi Arabian Man Confirms They Do Not Wear Underwear
A Saudi Arabian man confirms what western civilization has long suspected… underwear is not worn beneath those flowing robes proven in a series of sinfully obscene, yet fascinating images of what appears to be quite a lengthy penis.
“Blood Moon Doomsday” Special Treat for Our Penis-Crazed Sex Fiend Visitors (NSFW, ADULT)
FORBIDDEN BLOOD MOON FILTH!
“The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the Lord comes.”
For our gay, strt8 female and latent curious strt8 male visitors who are penis-crazed, we present you with a treat of “gorgeous Latin guy” to masturbate to when our planet is destroyed by the return of Jesus! That’s right: go out in style beating your pud!
Ahahahahaheeheehee!
VISITOR WRITES: “I turned queer after watching the Latin. You are a very evil man, Mr. Digger. I’m going to Hell on doomsday night thanks to you.”
WE ASK THIS: If the Lord is so kind, loving, compassionate and against violence as preached in the Holy Bible, why would He violate the “thou shalt not kill” tenth commandment? Why must the Lord’s return be a “terrible day”? Why not His return be a wonderful day instead? Why must he KILL US? Doesn’t make sense, does it?
P.S. — After you watch and wipe up with Clorox, “WATCH LIVE the end of the world from the comfort of your armchair.”
Slave Named “Drum” Rips Gay Frenchman’s Penis Off With His Bare Hand
In this clip from the lurid slavery days blaxploitation film named “Drum,” a sequel to “Mandingo,” about cruelty to slaves on a southern plantation and interracial sex involving them and their white masters, male and female, in the South before the Civil War. A slave named “Drum” rips the penis off a gay Frenchman who betrayed him because Drum rejected his sexual advances. As African drums beat, a revolt of the black slaves against their angry white masters happens as the southern plantation mansion is set on fire and burns to the ground in the revolt.
Man With World’s Longest Penis Weighs It To Prove It’s Real
In this follow-up to our previous story about Mexico’s Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who claims to have the world’s biggest penis at 19-inches, apparently doubters have been after Cabrera calling him a liar. So Cabrera sets out to prove his penis is the world’s biggest by putting it on some weighing scales at his home in Saltillo, Mexico. He put a sock over it and his penis weighs 2.2-lbs. His x-ray proves its length. News of his Sex Tape Offer here. Cabrera claims his 19-inch, 2.2-lb. penis makes him disabled.
BREAKING NEWS: Mexican Dude with a 19-Inch Penis Says It’s Ruining His Life
WORLD’S BIGGEST DICK IS MEXICAN!
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, a broke and homeless 52- year-old guy in Mexico, says his long, 19-inch penis (see x-ray and video below) prevents him from being able to work and women are scared of it. His lengthy penis is in the Guinness World Records as the longest on Earth. Cabrera wants to register as disabled because of it.
“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.” He survives on social assistance and scavenges for food and materials at waste dumps. He has no friends and wherever he goes he says people shun him.
Arrested for Grabbing Cops’ Cocks Twice
While under arrest police say Michael Edwards suddenly lunged forward and grabbed a deputy’s testicles in two separate incidents. Edwards “refused to release his grasp until Investigative Services Bureau agents forcefully removed his hands.”
CRAZY FOR COP DICK
