Sheen to “Confess” His Medical “Aberration” to His Majesty Sticky-Beak Matt Lauer

Infected with AIDSCharlie Sheen to make an announcement about his medical situation to the nosy media tomorrow.  He may have infected a bunch of people (women and MEN) with HIV from sperm of his cock, so accuses the sleazy Enquirer.

 

JetPack Around the Statue of Liberty


Exclusive video of the world’s only real JetPack flown in New York around the Statue of Liberty.

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Keep Your Mouth Off and Away from the Anus!

StupidLook at that. He’s licking that nasty ass hole as though it were a climaxing woman’s vagina! Dude, WTF? It’s NOT a vagina and there are unseen germs swallowed in this UNSAFE SEX practice that gives people Hepatitis, an incurable disease that destroys the liver. E-Coli can be had from swallowing saliva from the anus, as well as many other staph infections, that land you in the hospital!

STOP IT!  THAT IS NOT A VAGINA IT’S A PROLAPSED ANUS!  CAUSED BY INSERTING HUGE OBJECTS INTO THE RECTUM!

Thinks Thats a Cunt
The muscles eventually stop working and you will shit yourself. You lose control of your anal muscles. There is no cure. You’ll have to wear adult diapers the rest of your life. Inserting huge objects in the anus, including huge penises, may damage your ability to control and/or hold your shit!

MUGSHOT TELLS ALL: Florida Woman Calls 911, Orders Wings and Cigarettes

Wings and Cigarettes Ordered on 911

“Lake County Deputies responded to an apartment complex in Clermont on Wednesday evening after the Sheriff’s Office received a 911 call from a woman who stated she would pass out if she didn’t get chicken wings and cigarettes. The caller, 45-year-old Liann Watson, told responding deputies she had been drinking and was unable to drive; therefore, she called 911 to ask someone to bring her chicken wings and cigarettes.” SORDID DETAILS HERE

MUST-SEE! Man Picks up $21.5 MILLION for Getting Hit on the Head by Sliding Door (VIDEO)

Injustice-ServedAnd the rich keep getting richer! Just get bumped by a sliding door and YOU cash in big! Watch this video. Do you think that bump on the head was worth $21.5 million? The court seemed to think so!  Apparently that bump caused a “brain injury” — seriously?   Read about it here.