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Eat Pizza and Grow Super Fat

Giant Pizza
Oh yeah, bitch! Pay tribute to the devil for that evil GMO pizza you are about to feed your fat husband in your quest to KILL HIM through obesity and diabetes so you can get his life insurance money!

Chub Eating
COUCH GLUTTON CONSTANTLY CONSUMING!

Not many know this but there’s a problem with the flour used to make pizza with these days. Mostly all flour today is derived from genetically modified wheat (GMO). It is not the same wheat people ate say back in the 1940s and 1950s. GMO wheat today has been altered to allow high yield crops for profit and to accommodate the hungry masses on Earth today. Virtually all wheat found in stores today all over the world is GMO wheat! Well, there’s a BIG PROBLEM with this.  Scientists have found a connection with GMO wheat and the epidemic rise of gluten intolerance, obesity and diabetes.  That’s right: the flour people are eating is causing these scourge diseases!

Giant Pizza In Bed
Fatties ordered not ONE, but MANY and ate them all IN BED TOGETHER!

“WHEAT BELLY” — The New Scourge Caused by GMO Wheat!

“Bacon is Good For Me!” Little Boy Cries When Strange Woman Throws His Bacon Away!

Scenes from a “Wife Swap” episode in which the swap mother grabs up all the bad food in the house and starts throwing it away, including the kid’s bacon — causing him to have a tantrum!

MUSTSEE!

[This is in response to the new World Health Organization (WHO) report saying bacon causes cancer and it should be avoided.]

“THE BACON CONSPIRACY!”

Hot dogs, ham, corned beef and almost every other salted, cured or smoked delicacy have been officially classified as “carcinogenic to humans” — and red meat as “probably carcinogenic” — based on a study by 22 scientists from the WHO’s International Agency for Research on Cancer in Lyon, France.
Hot dogs, ham, corned beef and almost every other salted, cured or smoked delicacy have been officially classified as “carcinogenic to humans” — and red meat as “probably carcinogenic” — based on a study by 22 scientists from the WHO’s International Agency for Research on Cancer in Lyon, France.

MEAT CAUSES CANCER!

Meat Causes Cancer

“Upsetting” Vintage Recipe Cards

Soaking Fat
Our Food Expert highly recommends these two wondrous recipe choices from the weird days of “retro recipes.”

HostMummy2Kraft boxed Mac ‘N Cheese, which is always generously given out at your local food bank, apparently has many UNUSUAL uses.  Here we have a rare “Mac Pizza” made of the stuff — yeah, the CRUST is the Mac ‘N Cheese, smothered with greasy, cheesy pizza topping. sure to add more FAT around your middle like our “Food Expert” exercising his pictured above.  There are many more “upsetting vintage recipes” on VintageRecipeCards.com that may amuse thee.

INGENIOUS IDEA FROM HELL:  PIZZA CRUST MADE OF BOXED MAC ‘N CHEESE.  ITALY IS FURIOUS OVER THE AMERICANIZATION OF PIZZA IN THIS MOST FOUL WAY.

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Curious? See this Cooks.com recipe for this Mac ‘N Cheese crust pizza. OR you might like this EASY Mac Pizza recipe using TWO BOXES, along with Prego sauce!

A guy actually had the nerve to make this “Summer Salad Pie” (see all the steps in photos here) who commented:

“It’s pretty bizarre. Not horrible, just really weird.”

Summer Salad Pie

Rodent Found in Subway Sandwich

A guy in Oregon got more than Italian meatballs in his Subway sandwich and raced to post the vermin to his Facebook page, embedded in a sumptuous bed of spinach, tomato, Italian salami and cheese.

“Look at that beast of a mouse in the spinach at Subway today! Good thing we didn’t bite into it! AMAZING! WTF!!! The manager was in shock!”

Subway Rodent

Angry Fast Food Customers Post Photos of Their Fast Food Horrors on Twitter (MUST-SEE)

ScumbagWe’ve all had that ANNOYING experience: we order fast food and later discover it’s either missing something, it’s not cooked, it’s not what you ordered, it’s made wrong, or it’s got somebody’s severed finger in it.  But most frequently — we discover we got stiffed paying for food that’s not in the bag!  Oh the agony of  being wronged by the fast food joint!  But some people on Twitter are posting photos of their rotten grub to fight back against this outrage!

I love this one, entitled: “Cheese on the Side” Heh-heh!

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CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE HORRIBLE FAST FOOD NIGHTMARES THAT MAKE MANY OF US SEEK VENGEANCE!

Oh How THEY Feed Us Sheep! The Hanging Carrot: Giant Peanut Butter Cups!

Why would Reese make two half-pound peanut butter cups? Do you realize how big that is? Who would eat candy that big? Questions, questions! BUY THEM HERE!

Reeses 2 Pound Cups1

Reeses 2 Pound Cups2

Maybe they’re made to feed the giant?

Kerwin Mathews Gulliver

Fruit That Stinks Like Something Dead Could Save Millions from Starvation

CALL YOUR WALL STREET INVESTOR NOW!

Giant Jackfruit
“If you just eat 10 or 12 bulbs of this fruit, you don’t need food for another half a day.”

Jackfruit, an Asian fruit that stinks like rotting flesh, is being hailed as a “miracle” crop that could save millions from starvation.  Jackfruit is the largest tree-borne fruit in the world — one fruit can weigh between 10 to 100 pounds and contain hundreds of seeds that are rich in protein, potassium, calcium, and iron — all of which are important for bodily growth.

Pop Tart Beer is Here

My sentiments exactly, Judge Judas!
My sentiments exactly, Judge Judas!

Beer that tastes like pop tarts has been invented to cheering hordes.  And to think they tore down a Kellog’s cereal factory to create this wonder invention of the 21st century!  How awe-inspiring is that?

ADVICE TO INVENTORS: GO BACK TO MAKING ACTUAL POP TARTS AND DROP THE SILLY BEER IDEA.

21st-Century-Toaster-Pastry-Ale“We just thought it would be a great idea for the first beer out of our new brewery to pay homage to the Frosted Flakes and Pop Tarts that were once made in the same space decades ago…”

I'm THIRSTY for HIM, not Pop Tart Beer, thanks very much.
I’m THIRSTY for HIM, not “Pop Tart Beer!”  :-)

Halloween Burger Causes Your Filthy Stinking Excrement to Turn Green

PANICBurger King’s Halloween Whopper Burger, featuring a BLACK BUN, is causing people to shit out green poop!  See one eater’s disgusting Twitter picture of green toilet HELL!  READ more Green Hell Tweets here!

Green Crap: Truth or Dirtbag Lie?
And… What is Wrong with Having Green Poop, Anyway?  Who Cares?

Burger King Halloween Burger

“The proof is in the poop,” writes one customer.

Black Bun Green Poop
“A very pretty shade of green,” wrote an admiring visitor.

Woman Finds Rubber Glove in Take-Out Coleslaw

Glove in Food Rebecca-Kelly
ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE GLOVE, TAKEN BY VICTIM

“But as I started to pull at it this full glove came out. It was a full glove covered in coleslaw, it was disgusting. I was really shocked, I just couldn’t believe it.” [Story]


SickAn example of the carelessness of kitchen scullions! Irish woman bought take-out lasagne and coleslaw for family. As she was eating she thought she had a large piece of cabbage. Instead, it was an entire rubber glove in her food.