Grumpy Gramps™ on granddaughter’s new friend.
“Why that boy be talkin bout his mudder all the time? ‘Stead of goin’ round with hisum mommy beast that boy should be talkin’ bout gettin’ him sum pussuh! All boys hisum age be talkin’ ’bout gettin sum pussuh! Somethin’s wrong wit dat boy I ter you!”
“Don’t marry her! Marry ME! You won’t have to pay child support if you marry me!” Sobbed cousin Steve. “Please, I’ll lick your boots! I’ll buzz your head! I’ll eat your cum off a Nabisco cracker!”