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NASTY: YouTuber Tells Kiddies on YouTube You How to Eat Ass
This guy apparently LOVES EATING “girls with nasty, dirty asses” as he boasts in his video below and tells you step-by-step how to do the vile deed, most importantly suggesting you have a towel on hand to wipe the shit off your lips during the process (he simulates fecal matter on his lips in the video for clarity).
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A dirty filthy thing putting your mouth on and tongue in someone’s shit hole (man or woman) where all the body’s stinking, germ-laden waste comes out. Germs that even ANAL DOUCHING does NOT kill!
“Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD’s) can and do occur around the anus and inside the rectum, including intestinal parasites, gonorrhea, HIV, chlamydia, syphilis, herpes, HPV, and hepatitis.” Read article
What the Internet porn promoters don’t tell you is you can contract HEPATITIS from rimming, and even contract HIV.
Don’t listen to these filthy fuckers! Your mouth is on the other end of your body for a biological reason, to keep away from the germy waste of your shitter!]
CRACKPOTS OF THE DAY: Red-Caped Catholic Loons
Crackpot Catholic hate fanatics post a money beg video online for their cause — “The Guardians of Truth” — begging college students to pay them $26 a month (and higher) for their bigot volunteers to go to college campuses to promote their anti-equality morality cause against the dreaded evil homosexual agenda, pro-abortionists, pro-gay marriage activists and other equal rights freedom groups the Guardians are against. Isn’t America a grand place!
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WATCH The World’s Fastest Nose Typist (VIDEO)
WAIT! Prepare for really loud and irritating background music to offend your ears when you play this movie about a man who has claimed the Guinness World Record for being the world’s fastest typist using his nose. (Yeah, yeah, ridiculous I know… next they have some guy typing with his penis to get a Guinness award.)
“Mohm Khurshid Hussein Guinness Record thanked God Allah for giving the opportunity to break the Guinness World Record and Hussein also thanked all the judges Madhusudhan and others for coming to the show and appreciating these and has already broken the Guinness World Record for the fastest typing alphabets A to Z in 3.43 seconds by Nose which was made in 2012 and also typed couple of years for the US world Record and the Google Record in 54 seconds and they have to find given sentences for the US world Record which contains the 103 characters says Hussein.”
“Snow Swimming”? Dude, Seriously?
A couple of goobers wearing speedos swim in high snow and their poor little balls turn blue. Too much weed? Listen to their crazed laughter.
Marijuana-Flavored Condoms
Now you can scent your pussy, ass and mouth with the funk of pot as you do the nasty. A Dutch condom-maker has invented condoms that taste and smell like marijuana named Cannadoms.
Old Cougar Pokes Hole in Condom to Trap Date
A scheming cougar snares some schmuck into a “date” with her over the phone with the intention of getting pregNUT. She then pokes a hole in a condom and says, “it’s baby-making time” as she stuffs the condom into her bra. And this is the kind of shit people are watching on TV… giving them ideas.
Woman Flips Out During Fish Pedicure (VIDEO)
Hundreds of fish nibbling on her feet make woman shout like she’s having an orgasm. Well it is kinda weird doing that.