“Phew! Open a window before I vomit!”

DELIGHTFUL SCENARIO: Greet your dinner guests with the scent of “sweaty man ass” in the dining room at serving time!  Imagine your house filled with the scent of a man’s sweaty, funky bung hole who’s been working all day in stifling 102-degree heat after using a Porta Potty with lousy single-ply toilet paper that crumbles on contact, doing little to mop up the fecal matter after last night’s Mexican dinner painfully came out.  Oh yes, something no home should be without. Makes a great wedding gift, too!  WRAP IT UP!