Amazon.com’s Health and Personal Care department has put ON HALF-PRICE SALE a very strange sex toy: Sexflesh Venereal Vinnie Suction Cup Diseased Dildo.  Apparently there is a market for people into fantasy sex with men whose penises are infected with venereal disease.  The “Venereal Vinnie” product bears realistic swelling sores and open wounds.  The “Venereal Vinnie” is something no sex pervert’s Christmas stocking should be without this year! [Problem: it’s only 6.5 inches, size queens.]

Product’s Catch Phrase:
“Put the Ick in Dick”