From Hotel Nightmares — It seems a lot of people are ignorant of what a “bidet” is. You sit and it rinses your dirty ott hole of fecal matter (i.e., shit, crudely put, so they will understand). It’s an alternative to using toilet paper. Hotels in other countries have them. But for one clueless, “harried” flight attendant, she washed her duds in the hotel room’s ass washer!
She had no idea that fixture in the bathroom is used for shitting and washing the butthole of shit residue! All the time her hands kneaded her garment, she was unaware that unseen FECAL MATTER was being scraped off the inside of the bidet and into her garment! HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT, EH?
Take a Bath in THAT Water at Holiday Inn!
“From a Holiday Inn brand in northwest Mississippi. The guest was informed on arrival that all of the water in town was brown because of cypress tree roots, but that it was fine to drink…as they loaded her up on bottled water.”
ALWAYS CARRY A HAND-HELD BLACK LIGHT WITH YOU WHENEVER YOU TRAVEL FOR THE LIGHT DETECTS CUM STAINS ON YOUR HOTEL ROOM SHEETS, PILLOWS, BEDSPREAD AND HEADBOARD!
A hand-held black light detects all bodily fluids: semen, urine, feces or vomit! Get yours today, world travelers!
From Hotel Nightmares — It seems a lot of people are ignorant of what a “bidet” is. You sit and it rinses your dirty ott hole of fecal matter (i.e., shit, crudely put, so they will understand). It’s an alternative to using toilet paper. Hotels in other countries have them. But for one clueless, “harried” flight attendant, she washed her duds in the hotel room’s ass washer!
