Tinfoil hat protects humans and felines from evil government signals. But now all that’s changed! You and your cat need a full body tinfoil suit!
Forget your tinfoil hat, you now need a tinfoil suit for protection from evil government agencies and tech companies devising new schemes to spy on you, The Atlantic magazine warns!
The sexy conspiracy theorist model posing in the tastefully stylish tinfoil suit above is The Atlantic magazine’s November big seller for paranoid Internet conspiracy theorists! God that tinfoil suit makes me all hot and bothered! I just wants to throw hims down and ride his tinfoil pecker all day long! Read the article here (hee-hee).
