“HE MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS”

Police car sirens scream through the land in Portland, Oregon as hordes or armed cops hunt down a freak going around shitting in public places, causing anxiety for business owners and residents who hide inside their homes quivering in fear.

Below, the “Portland Pooper” is filmed shitting and wiping his bum in local news flashes as a huge police manhunt scavenges the land in search of the disgusting defecator. News media is showing his face so he can be identified and caught.

To Be Charged with “Offensive Littering”