“We knew it would come! We knew it would come to wreak havoc on Southern California for all the debauchery going on here! And today IT CAME! El Nino has arrived with vengeance!” A man shouted as he crawled out of his car sinking in quicksand mud on I-5.
BLOOD RED EL NINO caused by warm ocean in the South Pacific!
“The dirty bastards FINALLY DID IT!”
Massive mudslides and flash floods have forced the shut down of the Grapevine on Interstate 5 in Calipornia. The ground, so dry from the drought, turned into a flash flood river of mud with the touch of global warming El Nino torrential rain in Southern California, swallowing up over 200 cars in its path, declares Los Angeles Times.
“DROUGHT CURE” EL NINO BRINGS DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!
At this fearful time, DO NOT TEMPT THE HAND OF FATE by doing blasphemous things with the Holy Cross of Jesus Christ, you dirty, devil-worshiping sinners!
STOP IT! STOP THE FILTH!
