Foul-Mouth Obese Kid Gets Mad Over Getting “Cheese Nips” Instead of “Cheez-It”

Apparently there’s a difference in taste…

Fat people love cheese.

ADVICE TO PARENTS: Instead of wasting money feeding that human hog that expensive garbage, let the government do it!  Take him down to the Army recruitment office and enlist him!

“You’ll get all the cheese you want if you just sign this paper, son.”