As lover boy was proposing to his girl friend at a festive Christmas celebration, a cop with a keen eye for crooks with a warrant recognized him and arrested him right in front of the bride-to-be.
“He’s my rock and I’m his.” Girl friend has been reading way too many trashy romance novels.
Making matters worse, the not-so-bright girl friend said yes to his marriage proposal as the crook was being handcuffed and taken off to jail, saying to the news: “Oh he’s a good guy. Everybody thinks he’s a bad guy, but he’s not.” Right, just ask all the people he stiffed PASSING BAD CHECKS to! Yeah, a real nice guy. And she’s in for a life of misery, for his debts become community property when she signs her name on the marriage license.