Cringe Fringe Weird Links of the Unknown Highway » WTF http://cringefringe.com Offbeat news, weird and strange viral swill from the fringe reaches of the Internet Sat, 14 Sep 2013 21:35:41 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Happy Little Ass Kissers on Japanese Game Show http://cringefringe.com/happy-little-ass-kissers-on-japanese-game-show/ http://cringefringe.com/happy-little-ass-kissers-on-japanese-game-show/#comments Wed, 11 Sep 2013 21:33:25 +0000 Link Digger http://cringefringe.com/?p=28174 Giggling male contestants vie to kiss the most ass on Japanese ass-kissing game show.

]]> http://cringefringe.com/happy-little-ass-kissers-on-japanese-game-show/feed/ 0 Cop Lights Up 2-Pound Marijuana Joint in Washington http://cringefringe.com/cop-lights-up-2-pound-marijuana-joint-in-washington/ http://cringefringe.com/cop-lights-up-2-pound-marijuana-joint-in-washington/#comments Wed, 11 Sep 2013 21:29:23 +0000 Link Digger http://cringefringe.com/?p=28169 upside-down-worldSince marijuana is legal in the state of Washington, stoner cops are getting into the act at the first marijuana harvest festival.  Historic, yet another sign of our backward, upside-down Twilight Zone-ish world!

Cop Fires Up Joint

Over-joyed stoner holds the giant joint.

Giant Joint

]]> http://cringefringe.com/cop-lights-up-2-pound-marijuana-joint-in-washington/feed/ 0 Dumb State of Iowa Issues Gun Permits to the Blind So They Can Use “Penis Guns” http://cringefringe.com/dumb-state-of-iowa-issues-gun-permits-to-the-blind-so-they-can-use-penis-guns/ http://cringefringe.com/dumb-state-of-iowa-issues-gun-permits-to-the-blind-so-they-can-use-penis-guns/#comments Mon, 09 Sep 2013 17:23:47 +0000 Link Digger http://cringefringe.com/?p=28010 upside-down-worldYeah, you read the headline right… blind people can carry guns in Iowa.  It’s just more madness from our backward, Twilight-zonish upside-down world where nonsense makes sense any more.The Twilight Zone

Wait… isn’t SEEING necessary for shooting?  Apparently not, according to the geniuses in charge of the state of Iowa!

One Iowa dipshit actually had the audacity to show his face to the media and say something absolutely idiotic: “When you shoot a gun, you take it out and point and shoot, and I don’t necessarily think eyesight is necessary,” said Michael Barber, a blind man interviewed by The Register at a gun store in Iowa last month.

What’s next?  DRIVING PERMITS for the blind!

penisfreaksGUN BONUS: A penis gun ended up being bad news for an artist’s face when bodyguards beat the shit out of him.

A Gun That Shoots Penis Bullets

Penis Gun

]]> http://cringefringe.com/dumb-state-of-iowa-issues-gun-permits-to-the-blind-so-they-can-use-penis-guns/feed/ 0 Texas Italian Restaurant + Rednecks + Incest = VIRAL Media Publicity http://cringefringe.com/texas-italian-restaurant-rednecks-incest-viral-media-publicity/ http://cringefringe.com/texas-italian-restaurant-rednecks-incest-viral-media-publicity/#comments Fri, 06 Sep 2013 16:33:46 +0000 Link Digger http://cringefringe.com/?p=27825 YAWN.  Not ANOTHER crazy, tiresome restaurant conspiracy.  This time a restaurant going out of business allegedly put up a farewell sign insulting the entire town.

Italian Restaurant Closing Sign

Written with the mentality of a 14-year-old.

CrybabiesAn Italian restaurant that recently closed in Amarillo, Texas, appears to have left behind a vulgar sign explaining in graphic detail exactly why it went out of business, apparently in a hissy fit after it received unkind restaurant reviews online criticizing them.

The sign is fake!  It’s a conspiracy against us!

faked sign

Web sleuths are not buying their “fake sign” comment posted on their Facebook account. 

[Read 2,903 Reddit commentary]

]]> http://cringefringe.com/texas-italian-restaurant-rednecks-incest-viral-media-publicity/feed/ 0 Horny “Monster” Turkey Destroys Teacher’s Home, Causing $6,000 Damage! http://cringefringe.com/horny-monster-turkey-destroys-teachers-home-causing-6000-damage/ http://cringefringe.com/horny-monster-turkey-destroys-teachers-home-causing-6000-damage/#comments Fri, 06 Sep 2013 15:45:19 +0000 Link Digger http://cringefringe.com/?p=27819 upside-down-worldWHEN ANIMALS ATTACK – A huge horny turkey broke into a school teacher’s rural home and trashed the place.

“Violated, I felt violated, frightened. I’m still frightened,” Marie Manco told the news of the “hot for teacher” home invasion ordeal she suffered through, caused by turkey mating season at this time of year.

Giant Thanksgiving Turkey

]]> http://cringefringe.com/horny-monster-turkey-destroys-teachers-home-causing-6000-damage/feed/ 0 CRINGE-WORTHY: Richard Simmons Spreads Slime on Jimmy Kimmel http://cringefringe.com/cringe-worthy-richard-simmons-spreads-slime-on-jimmy-kimmel/ http://cringefringe.com/cringe-worthy-richard-simmons-spreads-slime-on-jimmy-kimmel/#comments Thu, 05 Sep 2013 15:40:44 +0000 Link Digger http://cringefringe.com/?p=27754 Vomit WorthyVOMIT-WORTHY:  Richard Simmons caresses Jimmy Kimmel’s face, simulates sodomy on the lap of Kimmel’s guest, then erotically spreads his mouth slime on Jimmy’s cheat card, among other cringe-worthy things that may incite a touch of vomit at the corner of your mouth while watching.

]]> http://cringefringe.com/cringe-worthy-richard-simmons-spreads-slime-on-jimmy-kimmel/feed/ 0 GONE VIRAL: Dimwit Girl Posted This Photo on Facebook & Now Offended People Are Out To Get Her http://cringefringe.com/gone-viral-dimwit-girl-posted-this-photo-on-facebook-now-offended-people-are-out-to-get-her/ http://cringefringe.com/gone-viral-dimwit-girl-posted-this-photo-on-facebook-now-offended-people-are-out-to-get-her/#comments Mon, 02 Sep 2013 15:56:28 +0000 Link Digger http://cringefringe.com/?p=27557 This was a very stupid move by some foreign dimwit on Facebook (source).

Not Funny, Asshole.

Very Stupid Person Online

Outrage — See Waffles at Noon AND San Diego Red AND Mamas Latinas AND Cafe Mom for more.

]]> http://cringefringe.com/gone-viral-dimwit-girl-posted-this-photo-on-facebook-now-offended-people-are-out-to-get-her/feed/ 0 We Must Worship Miley Cyrus http://cringefringe.com/we-must-worship-miley-cyrus/ http://cringefringe.com/we-must-worship-miley-cyrus/#comments Tue, 27 Aug 2013 21:34:00 +0000 Link Digger http://cringefringe.com/?p=27212 Annoying people gather in cesspool New York’s Union Square bearing “We Must Worship Miley Cyrus” signs.

Worship Miley Cyrus

DEPORT THE DEVIL WORSHIPERS!

]]> http://cringefringe.com/we-must-worship-miley-cyrus/feed/ 0 Blind Guy Drives Car — Crashes http://cringefringe.com/blind-guy-drives-car-crashes/ http://cringefringe.com/blind-guy-drives-car-crashes/#comments Mon, 19 Aug 2013 17:15:20 +0000 Link Digger http://cringefringe.com/?p=26735 Ya think?  Blind Scottish man drives car, hits boulder and nearly misses hitting a pedestrian while he tried to realize his life’s dream (of driving a car).  [See more Nutty News on their Facebook and official Nutty News website.]

WTF?

Blind Man Driving

]]> http://cringefringe.com/blind-guy-drives-car-crashes/feed/ 0 Why Birth Control Pills Should be FREE and Dispensed with Grocery Store Receipts Everywhere http://cringefringe.com/why-birth-control-pills-should-be-free-and-dispensed-with-grocery-store-receipts-everywhere/ http://cringefringe.com/why-birth-control-pills-should-be-free-and-dispensed-with-grocery-store-receipts-everywhere/#comments Mon, 19 Aug 2013 15:50:11 +0000 Link Digger http://cringefringe.com/?p=26701 Not only did this fuckin’ lunatic drive off with the gas pump, but they didn’t park between the lines. Now just imagine this freak is out loose, its MALFUNTIONING BRAIN is driving its car on the road right now… threatening the children!  Oh God, The children!

Gas Pump Rip Off

MUST SEE CLICK TO ENLARGE THE MADNESS

BONUS! Here’s another nut behind the wheel who tried to run over some people, who pissed on a cop and shouted “that’s what you get!”

Pissed on cop and said, "that's what you get."

Pissed on cop and said, “that’s what you get.”

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