The poodle is hungrily eyeing the “Action Zone.”

Professor Swamp Crotch “scientifically” tests products for men’s genital area that take away that “distinct vinegar smell” caused by friction and summer heat plaguing the nation for one of the worst smells in all mankind: SWAMP CROTCH!

The Art of Manliness tackles a VERY annoying stench/hygiene issue plaguing men: summer heat causing “swamp crotch” — a distinct vinegar odor that permeates from men’s groins.  Ten (10) “scientifically tested” products are examined to fight this horrific smell faux pas.

“Outbreaks of swamp crotch typically occur during hot and humid summers. Men who spend hours working hard in hot conditions — like soldiers and construction workers — are most susceptible to swamp crotch, though it can also strike men who spend a lot of time sitting — like motorcyclists, delivery truck drivers, and even office workers.”  Writes The Art of Manliness

Personally I use Clubman’s Pinud powder after a shower — a product that makes my genital forest smell like “a fruity blend of fragrant Springtime wildflowers infused with the venerable scent of the all-American — all-male corner barber shop.”

Yes, it’s sold at WALMART. Of course!  Use it on your stinky feet and in your tennis pumps, guys!  “Ooooo I just feel so fresh down there, I can’t stand it!”

Add to cart, proceed to checkout.

Strange but true — vodka flavored like tobacco and an alternate mixture of tobacco and menthol, which leaves your mouth feeling like an ashtray wiped out with mouthwash.

Tobacco Vodka Taste-Tested by Drunks at FoodBeast.com

It does little good to remind certain cash-hungry retailers it’s still summertime, as the “do your shopping early” countdown to Christmas begins even though we haven’t experienced the Labor Day holiday (which spells the end of summer commercially).  Costco gets rid of beach balls in favor of snow man yard ornaments and other retail outlets set out Thanksgiving items and snow blowers.  All this is an “annoying phenomenon” that is here to stay, declares Time Magazine.

Delightful Thanksgiving Napkin Holders

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BONUS: Dad Sticks Up for Guns on Facebook Hours After Toddler Shoots Itself.

WHAT A FACEBOOK FOOL

Hemp-laced Doritos product offered to dope fiends by the police in Seattle, Washington — a state where marijuana is legal — sell out the product in 10 minutes.  See the Tweets and story here.

Police Hand Out Dope-Laced Doritos!

Can you believe this shit? It’s like a dream come true for marijuana fiends! Cops actually handing them dope for sale!