Meanwhile, as bad cops routinely engage in police brutality on citizens they are sworn to serve and protect from harm by evil criminals, the annoying penis-obsessed subculture of our sick society pine and drool over vulgar macho cops, such as the one below who is given tribute by his buddy for having a lengthy penis that goes down his leg — his “visible penis line” (Tumblr) as seen through the disgusting skin-tight uniforms police (and particularly Highway Patrol Officers) are given to wear designed by uniform designer perverts who also lust after the almighty cop dick (a lewd cultural symbol of power, absolute authority and control).  Society also embraces the skin-tight uniforms of NFL players are given to wear as well (as defined by Urban Dictionary).

We are living in a very twisted and sick world.

Wait… isn’t SEEING necessary for shooting?  Apparently not, according to the geniuses in charge of the state of Iowa!

One Iowa dipshit actually had the audacity to show his face to the media and say something absolutely idiotic: “When you shoot a gun, you take it out and point and shoot, and I don’t necessarily think eyesight is necessary,” said Michael Barber, a blind man interviewed by The Register at a gun store in Iowa last month.

GUN BONUS: A penis gun ended up being bad news for an artist’s face when bodyguards beat the shit out of him.

A Gun That Shoots Penis Bullets

See more recent Burning Man photosets on the Reno Gazette.

OMG! Cocks! Cocks! Cocks!

Professor Swamp Crotch “scientifically” tests products for men’s genital area that take away that “distinct vinegar smell” caused by friction and summer heat plaguing the nation for one of the worst smells in all mankind: SWAMP CROTCH!

The Art of Manliness tackles a VERY annoying stench/hygiene issue plaguing men: summer heat causing “swamp crotch” — a distinct vinegar odor that permeates from men’s groins.  Ten (10) “scientifically tested” products are examined to fight this horrific smell faux pas.

“Outbreaks of swamp crotch typically occur during hot and humid summers. Men who spend hours working hard in hot conditions — like soldiers and construction workers — are most susceptible to swamp crotch, though it can also strike men who spend a lot of time sitting — like motorcyclists, delivery truck drivers, and even office workers.”  Writes The Art of Manliness

Personally I use Clubman’s Pinud powder after a shower — a product that makes my genital forest smell like “a fruity blend of fragrant Springtime wildflowers infused with the venerable scent of the all-American — all-male corner barber shop.”

Yes, it’s sold at WALMART. Of course!  Use it on your stinky feet and in your tennis pumps, guys!  “Ooooo I just feel so fresh down there, I can’t stand it!”

$95.00

As seen on The Most Disgusting Things on Etsy.

GET A LIFE, DICK-CRAZED FREAKS!

This photo has a LOT of WEIRD people with too much free time on their hands on Facebook HIGHLY UPSET over its nuts being censored.  If you must, see the UNCENSORED photo above on The Australian.

But when Tourism Australia shared an image of a kangaroo, cooly reclined in such a way that left no doubt about its maleness — commenters were livid that someone had censored a few key regions out. [From TreeHugger]

“I’ll give them crybabies something to whine about.”

(Click to Enlarge the wonder)

X-ray showing a fork lodged in a 70-year-old man’s pee-pee cited in a strange “insertions” report.

Question of the day is how in the Hell did he manage that feat?  As we, adorers of the almighty penis know all too well, the piss hole (called “Meatus” in scholary anatomy) is quite small!  How could any man stand to stretch it to accommodate a goddamn fork?!

“The motives for insertion of a variety of objects are difficult to comprehend”, the report, titled An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body, said.

SLOBS

Stalker paparazzi spread across the Internet dirty nasty filth pictures of former Playboy model and “Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson allegedly giving underwater head to her obese ex-husband Rick Saloman in Maui.

Ms. Anderson is also famous for being the first Internet sex tape queen filmed on her honeymoon having sex with her ex-husband Tommy Lee.

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Here is this week’s obligatory penis reference to entertain the vast minions of Americans who are fascinated by the awe and wonder of the male phallus!  Herewith we target actor George Takei, who played Lieutenant Sulu on the original 1966 “Star Trek” series, who shares a photo of his cat, whose face is marked in the shape of a human penis around its eyes and mouth.  Also, Takei is a “Top Reviewer” on Amazon.com.

[From Takei's fun Facebook page.]