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HORRIFIC MEN’S HYGIENE SCOURGE: Preventing “Swamp Crotch”

Link Digger — Sat, 24 Aug 2013 15:52:36 +0000

Professor Swamp Crotch “scientifically” tests products for men’s genital area that take away that “distinct vinegar smell” caused by friction and summer heat plaguing the nation for one of the worst smells in all mankind: SWAMP CROTCH!

The Art of Manliness tackles a VERY annoying stench/hygiene issue plaguing men: summer heat causing “swamp crotch” — a distinct vinegar odor that permeates from men’s groins. Ten (10) “scientifically tested” products are examined to fight this horrific smell faux pas.

“Outbreaks of swamp crotch typically occur during hot and humid summers. Men who spend hours working hard in hot conditions — like soldiers and construction workers — are most susceptible to swamp crotch, though it can also strike men who spend a lot of time sitting — like motorcyclists, delivery truck drivers, and even office workers.” Writes The Art of Manliness

Personally I use Clubman’s Pinud powder after a shower — a product that makes my genital forest smell like “a fruity blend of fragrant Springtime wildflowers infused with the venerable scent of the all-American — all-male corner barber shop.”

Yes, it’s sold at WALMART. Of course! Use it on your stinky feet and in your tennis pumps, guys! “Ooooo I just feel so fresh down there, I can’t stand it!”

Girls Move Couch on NY Subway

Link Digger — Tue, 20 Aug 2013 15:59:18 +0000

Girl buys “Carl the Comfy Couch” from a film business prop shop without realizing how to get it back to her New York apartment — so onto the subway it goes. Luckily for her the ugly couch had wheels installed on it and were surprised by the outpouring of help offered in moving the thing through the grimy streets of New York.

Study Reveals Living in America Will Drive You Insane

Link Digger — Sat, 10 Aug 2013 14:07:36 +0000

In “The Epidemic of Mental Illness: Why?” Marcia Angell, former editor-in-chief of the New England Journal of Medicine, discusses over-diagnosis of psychiatric disorders, pathologizing of normal behaviors, Big Pharma corruption of psychiatry, and the adverse effects of psychiatric medications — all of which is making people lose their sanity.

Meanwhile, shyster foodie doctors tell you to drink hot cocoa to avoid insanity.

World’s Largest Model Train Railroad a MUST-SEE

Link Digger — Mon, 05 Aug 2013 15:37:19 +0000

A New Jersey model train hobbyist has created a huge, fantastic model train railroad over a period of 16 years, accumulating 100 trains, 400 bridges, and 3,000 miniature buildings. See a whole slew of mouthwatering photos of this miniature world wonder here.

Psycho Roommate Notes

Link Digger — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 08:37:19 +0000

Thinking of getting a roommate? DON’T DO IT.

Case in point, instead of sharing the milk like any normal, sane person would do, creepy ass roommate writes warning note on milk jug.

PIG

“My penis was all over this. Don’t touch.”

Retro Future Urbanism

Link Digger — Fri, 19 Jul 2013 12:52:01 +0000

Dark Roasted Blend has an interesting collection of futuristic images of imagined big city sprawl. If you like looking at these kind of artworks, don’t miss Plan59.com for much more. See their Futurism category for fun related futurism posts.

Observers from Another Dimension

Link Digger — Mon, 15 Jul 2013 17:13:37 +0000

An interesting account about three sheriff buddies on a camping trip in the mountains who encounter beings inside a transparent blue sphere thought to be from another dimension.

It was a glowing circle or sphere about the size of a Volkswagen beetle, still the “black light” color. This sphere was transparent, and inside of it we saw what looked exactly like two humans – a male and a female – sitting facing one another. Yet there were no visible seats beneath them.

The woman had long blonde hair and was clothed in gray and black. The male had medium-length blond hair with similar clothes. The three of us all watched for a few seconds before we looked at each other, and almost simultaneously said, “Are we really seeing this?”

Continue reading two-page article…

Crazy Water Displacement (VIDEO)

Link Digger — Sun, 14 Jul 2013 17:45:48 +0000

Interesting amateur video showing how the passing of huge ship causes a charming neighborhood canal to go dry.

The One Haunted House a Ghost Hunter REFUSES to Revisit!

Link Digger — Sat, 13 Jul 2013 14:38:31 +0000

Ghost hunter Lorraine Warren, 86, is interviewed in which she stated she will never again visit the Amityville house of the films.

“Amityville was horrible, honey. It was absolutely horrible,” she said. “It followed us right straight across the country. I don’t even like to talk about it. I will never go in the Amityville house ever again. You don’t know how long my career is; that’s the only one.”

Fisherman Catches 200-Year-Old Fish in Alaska; Bitchy Twitter Users Angry

Link Digger — Tue, 02 Jul 2013 21:37:07 +0000

GOOD FOR YOU! NOW COOK THE ROCK FISH AND ENJOY!

Insurance adjuster catches a 39-lb., 40-inch fish in Alaska — that could be the world’s oldest fish (story on Daily Mail). Not everyone is excited about the catch. The New York Daily News reports that some Twitter users are reeling with anger about the animal’s death. See more pictures of the fish on NY Daily News.

Since when is it wrong to catch fish? Seems every nutcase has a nasty opinion anymore to spoil happiness. The ocean is not an animal preserve! There’s plenty of fish in the sea.