Punk son of a Hollywood screenwriter boasts about his “million dollar” Camaro after calling the driver he almost rear-ended a “faggot.”

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Vile Fornication of the Elitists

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GRAND ENTRANCE

PART TWO

Here’s a photo of the real Liberace and Scott Thorson, his gay lover (who recently got out of jail in Reno, Nevada on a robbery charge).

Out of shape exercise guru Richard Simmons primps and poses for sex shots so hot and enticing you’ll start fapping wherever you are.  Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga were boring compared to the sex oozing from Richard Simmons at the nasty VMA awards show.

FAP-FAP-FAP!

Click Richard to see his sexpot shots NOW, bitch!

X-Rated “Blurred Lines” singer Robin Thicke rubs his much sought-after junk on the bung hole of young Miley Cyrus — once-virginal, innocent star of Disney’s Hanna Montana, now turned “Queen of Obscene.”

A STAR IS BORN! Miley Cyrus, raunchy, immoral daughter of “Achy Breaky Heart” mullet-coiffed cuntry singer Billy Ray Cyrus, performed an embarrassing nasty devil dance with Robin Thicke (whoever he is) in a televised peep show dance that has raised her to what is being called “Queen of Obscene” star status in HollyWeird.

First, Miss Prick Tease stripped into a flesh-colored leotard thing to simulate nudity and groped Thicke’s huge penis bulge, then bent over and offered him her ass (simulating a sodomy position known to urban, ethnic groups as “twerking”), displaying a big fat demonic smile, brazenly tempting God’s moral wrath.

Then, as the audience — teeming with Satan’s followers — wildly cheered this deviltry on, Miley danced around the stage lewdly, possessed with Satan’s lust, thrusting and jutting her vagina out at the audience guided by her long, spindly spider legs (the Devil’s puppet strings).

All of this charming MTV soft porn entertainment being played out for the kiddies in the audience (who are pictured with bugged out eyes and jaws gaping in shock by the studio’s “audience cam” (see article for a photo of their reaction).

Three minutes into the video she strips her clothes down for her pimp in striped suit, who saunters onto the stage in a cocksure manner… and the DIRTY DANCE to the harlot song, “Give it 2 u” begins…

SOMEBODY SAID:

“I think that was really, really disturbing. That young lady who is 20, is obviously deeply troubled, deeply disturbed, clearly has confidence issues, probably eating disorder and I don’t think anybody should have put her on stage. That was disgusting and embarrassing…That was not attractive. That was not fun. That was not funny. That was really, really bad for anybody who’s younger and impressionable and she’s really messed up…The whole thing was cringe worthy but I feel bad for her. She is a mess. Someone needs to take care of her. Someone needs not to put her on stage and make a complete fool of herself.”

Find Out Who Said This About Miley Cyrus.

SLOBS

Stalker paparazzi spread across the Internet dirty nasty filth pictures of former Playboy model and “Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson allegedly giving underwater head to her obese ex-husband Rick Saloman in Maui.

Ms. Anderson is also famous for being the first Internet sex tape queen filmed on her honeymoon having sex with her ex-husband Tommy Lee.

FILTHY RICH WHITE TRASH

Update to our previous story about 79-year-old actress Shirley Jones’ filthy autobiography, a tell-all about all her nasty sexcapades with her big-dicked husband and others, including allegations that 80-year-old actress Joan Collins, famous for role as the EVIL BITCH Alexis on the hit “Dynasty” series of the 1980s, was involved in the “swinging scene” (group sex orgies). But Joan Collins is calling Jones a LIAR and has threatened her with a “cease and desist order” to take the nasty book off the shelves. But Jones, coveted mother on TV’s “Partridge Family” series of the 1970s won’t back down and is saying she in NOT lying.

The “Royal Bed” Kim Kardashian and her lover Kanye West will make more babies in (one of six royal beds they bought).

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West bought six of these custom-made beds only made for the filthy rich and privileged for their decadent new Mediterranean style Bel Air mansion (18 aerial photos of the garish place).  See other over-the-top stuff the two have been buying to furnish the mansion.

Kardashian Birth Filmed for Profit (Click to Enlarge)

Only 60 of the Savoir Royal State Beds will be made in commemoration of Queen Elizabeth’s 60-year reign as monarch of England, says Daily Beast (see detailed article).

The Royal Bed  is made of cashmere, Virgin lamb’s wool and Mongolian horse hair with special hand-made springs. The bed, the headboard and the canopy are all covered in gold silk. The design is modeled after the royal beds used by monarchs of the 17th and 18th century.

Shirley Jones with her stepson, David Cassidy, also well-endowed like daddy Jack.

UPDATE: Critical reaction to Jones’ book (8 pages so far of nasty, vicious comments to read for your entertainment pleasure).

Jones to appear on Katie Couric’s talk show today, July 24, 2013.

Actress Shirley Jones, age 79, has written a tell-all autobiography about her sex life, vulgar accounts of her kinky sexual antics with men — particularly with her deceased husband, actor Jack Cassidy who burned in a fire, in which she tells of his huge penis and how it gave her intense orgasms, the weird places they screwed and other things, such as offers of three-way sex with Joan Collins and her yen for cuffs ‘n chains bondage (BDSM).

Jack Cassidy

Shirley’s husband Jack Cassidy was apparently offered the Ted Baxter part on The Mary Tyler Moore Show in 1970, but he foolishly turned it down (he would have been great as the vain news man).  Jones also proudly writes of her stepson, actor and singer David Cassidy’s huge penis as well as her own offspring being well-endowed thanks to husband Jack Cassidy’s good penis-size genes.  Jones also boasts that she still has robust granny sex at age 79 with her current husband (a particularly revolting thought to most).  The lewd autobiography entitled “Shirley Jones: A Memoir” is for sale on Amazon.com.

“At the height of ‘The Partridge Family,’ now and again Jack would pick me up from the studio in the car, then drive us into the garage adjacent to our house, where he would have intercourse with me in the backseat,” she says. She also reminisces about exotic escapades they enjoyed “wherever and whenever we wanted,” including one go-round on the floor of a sailboat, dalliances in bathtubs and in backstage dressing rooms.  Jones also says her stepson David Cassidy was definitely his father’s son. According to the tell-all, both Cassidy men were very well endowed.”  [Source]