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SHOCKING INVENTION: How to Pluck a Chicken in 14 Seconds!

Link Digger — Sat, 31 Aug 2013 17:50:32 +0000

Since our food is being deliberately polluted with chemicals that are sickening us to death, such as growth hormones, antibiotics and preservatives by evil factory farm meat producers, many are growing chickens at home to ensure their fowl is not foul. But plucking chickens has always been time-consuming… UNTIL NOW… thanks to our lazy age of instant gratification!

The Miraculous Survival of the “I Dream of Jeannie” Bottle!

Link Digger — Thu, 29 Aug 2013 21:10:33 +0000

Barbara Eden is interviewed in her home and shows the last surviving genie bottle that has survived through 50 years of southern California earthquakes. This last bottle will actually be displayed in the Smithsonian Institution as an artifact of televisions golden years. See Jeannie Bottle Review for more info on the genie bottles. Eden is a native of San Francisco, California but lives in SoCal.

Shopping for a Christmas gift for the 50+ baby boomer in your life? Why not order them a genie bottle from JeannieBottles.com? But be prepared to pay nearly $400.00 for one!

The Perfect Shirt Folder

Link Digger — Sun, 25 Aug 2013 17:46:37 +0000

Shirt folder helps you fold shirts like the experts. Because it’s important that things be done the correct way.

Tobacco Vodka

Link Digger — Sat, 24 Aug 2013 14:43:21 +0000

Another jaw-dropping, eyebrow-raising entry from the annals of our backward, Twilight-zonish upside down world, where strange things imagined in pot-fueled dreams are actually reality…

Add to cart, proceed to checkout.

Strange but true — vodka flavored like tobacco and an alternate mixture of tobacco and menthol, which leaves your mouth feeling like an ashtray wiped out with mouthwash.

Tobacco Vodka Taste-Tested by Drunks at FoodBeast.com

Some Stores Begin Selling Thanksgiving and Christmas Items

Link Digger — Sat, 24 Aug 2013 14:28:28 +0000

Snowmen Already On Sale at Costco. Let the Madness Begin!

It does little good to remind certain cash-hungry retailers it’s still summertime, as the “do your shopping early” countdown to Christmas begins even though we haven’t experienced the Labor Day holiday (which spells the end of summer commercially). Costco gets rid of beach balls in favor of snow man yard ornaments and other retail outlets set out Thanksgiving items and snow blowers. All this is an “annoying phenomenon” that is here to stay, declares Time Magazine.

Delightful Thanksgiving Napkin Holders

Gun Nuts Rejoice Over Bullet-Proof Couch

Link Digger — Wed, 21 Aug 2013 01:15:04 +0000

Not only is the couch bullet proof, it has a secret compartment to store all your guns! Wow, what a bargain!

DON’T MISS 10 Amazing Upgrades That You Need In Your House NOW!

BONUS: Dad Sticks Up for Guns on Facebook Hours After Toddler Shoots Itself.

WHAT A FACEBOOK FOOL

Brew Coffee In The Shower!

Link Digger — Tue, 13 Aug 2013 19:17:54 +0000

Bathe and Brew gadget allows you to brew coffee in the shower and also serves as a soap dispenser! Wowsers!

Ad: Cock Ring Warehouse

Link Digger — Thu, 08 Aug 2013 21:12:45 +0000

“At Cock Ring Warehouse we have the largest selection of new and used cock rings in the tri-state area.”

The Spicy Potter

Link Digger — Mon, 05 Aug 2013 15:36:49 +0000

It seems like every day we encounter something penis-related in the news as America’s peculiar fascination with the coveted phallus continues to shock and awe a certain sub-culture of society curious about the organ.

Here we have a talented pottery artist who makes hand-made pottery with the penis in mind. The stuff is being sold on ETSY. The artist describes his work: “Unique, Hand made Pottery With An Edge. Specializing in ceramic Teapots, mugs, ring holders and incense burners that push the edges of art and decency.”

Human Stew Pot/Witches Cauldron for Sale

Link Digger — Fri, 02 Aug 2013 14:05:01 +0000

African pygmies would be salivating over this charming cast iron stew pot! It could also work wonderfully for casting your witchcraft spells serving as a delightful Witches Cauldron!