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Dudes on Reddit Turn Shorts Into Dresses (CREEPY PHOTOS)

Link Digger — Fri, 13 Sep 2013 16:19:22 +0000

Uninterested in Sunday night football, more than two dozen creepy guy Reddit users transformed their oversized gym shorts into form-fitting dresses. They uploaded their vomit-worthy fashion disasters for the world to bash.

CRINGE-WORTHY: Richard Simmons Spreads Slime on Jimmy Kimmel

Link Digger — Thu, 05 Sep 2013 15:40:44 +0000

VOMIT-WORTHY: Richard Simmons caresses Jimmy Kimmel’s face, simulates sodomy on the lap of Kimmel’s guest, then erotically spreads his mouth slime on Jimmy’s cheat card, among other cringe-worthy things that may incite a touch of vomit at the corner of your mouth while watching.

Boulder Kook Killed Raccoons for Their Killing His Cat

Link Digger — Wed, 28 Aug 2013 21:51:59 +0000

Nutter in Boulder, Colorado took a board with nails on it and killed raccoons in revenge for killing his cat. [CBS News]

Creepy guy’s extremely vicious method of killing animals.

Creepy Texas Pastor Arms Himself with an AR-15 Rifle to Shop at Walmart

Link Digger — Wed, 21 Aug 2013 14:37:06 +0000

Pastor goober taking advantage of that gun-crazed state’s “open carry” law. He’s been going into other businesses armed with the Bushmaster AR-15 weapon as well, bothering people. This is the same weapon that was used to KILL 20 SCHOOL CHILDREN, by the way.

Why is it necessary to be armed for shopping at Walmart?

Dirty Old Man Gets Fork Stuck in Penis (X-Ray)

Link Digger — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 16:33:10 +0000

(Click to Enlarge the wonder)

X-ray showing a fork lodged in a 70-year-old man’s pee-pee cited in a strange “insertions” report.

Question of the day is how in the Hell did he manage that feat? As we, adorers of the almighty penis know all too well, the piss hole (called “Meatus” in scholary anatomy) is quite small! How could any man stand to stretch it to accommodate a goddamn fork?!

“The motives for insertion of a variety of objects are difficult to comprehend”, the report, titled An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body, said.

Florida Man Posts Photo of Dead Wife and His Murder Confession on Facebook

Link Digger — Fri, 09 Aug 2013 10:45:32 +0000

Yesterday, around noon Florida time, Derek Medina of Miami, Florida posted the photo and Facebook comment below, confessing to murdering his wife (as seen dead in his photo). Medina drove to the police to turn himself in and said he shot his wife to death because she kept punching him. The photo was up for more than five hours before Facebook removed the page late Thursday afternoon… Story here.

Pervert’s Hemorrhoid-Biting Ad Ends with “Don’t Be a Pervert”

Link Digger — Thu, 08 Aug 2013 21:25:28 +0000

Ah that wonderful popping sound! It’s just like popping those plastic shipping bubbles!

“I have a couple of bulging hemorrhoids right now and will let some lucky man take advantage of this. I did this a few years back on CL and had overwhelming responses. This time, to weed out the flakers…I’m putting stipulations on it. I want to get on my hands and knees, and have you pop my hemorrhoids for me, with your teeth. I want the pus and blood to squirt down your throat. Afterwards, you have to clean me up with peroxide and tissue. Then you get to fuck me in the ass. I get to take a picture of you with the hemorrhoids between your teeth before you bite down on them. After we are all finished, I will post your face picture on CL as the lucky winner who got them.

Please reply with a face and body picture. Be clean, well shaven, and healthy. No creepers! No pictures, no reply. That plain and simple. I do not want a picture of your dick. Don’t be a pervert. Send a face picture, please.”

I’ll Just Leave This Here…

Link Digger — Tue, 30 Jul 2013 20:24:56 +0000

Anderson Cooper’s Crazy Gay, Jewish White Supremacist Stalker!

Link Digger — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 19:32:07 +0000

SO YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS, HUH?
Meet Anderson Cooper’s creepy gay stalker (left), a mental patient who has recently been locked up in jail for threatening Cooper.

40-year-old Alex Hausner has allegedly stalked Cooper for 5 years … but things escalated last month when he showed up at the CNN star’s home where a security camera filmed him trying to kick down the front door of Cooper’s $4.3 million converted firehouse, screaming: “I swear to fucking God, don’t insult me. I’m going to fuck you up.” Hausner is being held in lieu of $75,000 bail on felony first-degree menacing, and misdemeanor harassment and stalking.

Above is from “True Blood” Season 6, Episode 5 — Jason and Sarah. See their fuck scene here. More clips here.

Extreme Adult Diaper Fetish

Link Digger — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 10:03:34 +0000

Blogger posts photos of himself wearing diapers sucking on baby pacifiers and drinking from baby bottles (thankfully there are no exposed penis shots).