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Creepy Colonel Meow’s EVIL Wheels are a Spinning in this Love Photo

Link Digger — Thu, 12 Sep 2013 16:34:01 +0000

Don’t stare too long at creepy Colonel Meow‘s evil eye mug in his latest love photo, or you’ll become possessed by the devil!

Rare Six-Clawed Lobster Caught Off Maine

Link Digger — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 21:17:31 +0000

A mutated crustacean with six claws (instead of five) was caught in the atomic seas off the state of Maine, lobster capital of the world, and donated to the Maine State Museum for public display by its fishermen.

Oh the Joys of Atomic Waste Fertilizer!

Look at that delicious-looking, plump lobster claw, fit for the lobster pot. But the dimwits that caught this delicious crustacean donated it to a museum instead! WTF?

Horny “Monster” Turkey Destroys Teacher’s Home, Causing $6,000 Damage!

Link Digger — Fri, 06 Sep 2013 15:45:19 +0000

WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK – A huge horny turkey broke into a school teacher’s rural home and trashed the place.

“Violated, I felt violated, frightened. I’m still frightened,” Marie Manco told the news of the “hot for teacher” home invasion ordeal she suffered through, caused by turkey mating season at this time of year.

Cat Opposes Peace Sign

Link Digger — Tue, 03 Sep 2013 18:55:05 +0000

Black and white cat gets aggressive at the peace hand sign.

Amazing Two-Tone Lobster Discovered in Maine

Link Digger — Sun, 01 Sep 2013 17:02:18 +0000

This two-tone lobster is rare. The Lobster Institute at the University of Maine says this type of two-tone lobster is one in 50 million.

2013 Internet Cat Video Festival

Link Digger — Fri, 30 Aug 2013 03:47:55 +0000

The famous Colonel Meow and other Internet cat stars appear in the 2013 Internet Cat Video Festival.

A Strange and Evil Thing

Link Digger — Thu, 29 Aug 2013 23:35:30 +0000

Boulder Kook Killed Raccoons for Their Killing His Cat

Link Digger — Wed, 28 Aug 2013 21:51:59 +0000

Nutter in Boulder, Colorado took a board with nails on it and killed raccoons in revenge for killing his cat. [CBS News]

Creepy guy’s extremely vicious method of killing animals.

Big Brother Against Raccoon Man

Link Digger — Fri, 23 Aug 2013 21:55:34 +0000

Old man who showers and dances with his pet raccoon in YouTube videos is the center of a social media campaign to allow him to keep his pet, after his state says it is illegal for him to keep “wild animals” as pets and threatens to take the animal away from him. See his YouTube Channel called SwampMusic12.

Sulu’s Penis Cat!

Link Digger — Sat, 17 Aug 2013 17:14:18 +0000

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Here is this week’s obligatory penis reference to entertain the vast minions of Americans who are fascinated by the awe and wonder of the male phallus! Herewith we target actor George Takei, who played Lieutenant Sulu on the original 1966 “Star Trek” series, who shares a photo of his cat, whose face is marked in the shape of a human penis around its eyes and mouth. Also, Takei is a “Top Reviewer” on Amazon.com.

[From Takei's fun Facebook page.]