Thank the merciful Gods above for the cancellation of that crap MTV show, “Jersey Shore” — by the winds of Hurricane Sandy!  Just like how the evil cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were wiped out in biblical times along with San Francisco in 1906, so was the Jersey Shore for all the vile sexual debauchery that went on there! As they say, “The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways.”

But — like all curious, perverted sex diseased minds — some of us FREAKS have always wondered what those muscular, brainless, pussy-gettin’ Italian studs  looked like stark naked.

Now your prayers have been answered…