Moron Not Allowed to Wear Pasta Strainer on Head for Driver’s License Photo

Strainer

Man (at right) desired to wear this on his goddamned head for his driver’s license photo.

Meet New Jersey nutter Aaron Williams, age 25, who tried to renew his driver’s license wearing a pasta strainer on his head (see The Smoking Gun).

Look, NO means NO, get it?  Follow the rules!  What’s so hard to understand about that?

Ms. Priss worships spaghetti.  No, really.

Ms. Priss worships spaghetti. No, really.

Williams is all upset because the Dept. of Motor Vehicles told him he could not wear it. Williams is screaming he was denied his RELIGIOUS RIGHT to wear the strainer because he practices Pastafarianism — and is a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a movement that opposes teaching intelligent design and creationism in schools.

Williams also had a video camera filming the whole exchange, but the cops told him that filming in DMV is forbidden, so Williams had to erase the video.