Martha Stewart posted a bunch of Tweets about shattering the screen of her iPad and Apple Corp. goes apeshit over her doing so.
Stewart wants to know how to get it fixed — but jealous-of-her-riches Twitter users converge on her like flies on shit, reminding her of her bank account balance.
Wait a minute. Why not get it fixed? After all, she may have pictures and other important stuff stored on it? Why go buy a new one? Stewart asks a legitimate question on how to get it fixed, which IS vague for the pricey Apple product. If they make stuff that breaks, they need to provide a repair service! There’s nothing wrong with her Tweets at all — yet the jealous idiots of the world converge upon her.