Martha Stewart Breaks Her iPad, Gets Into Tiff with Apple

ApeshitMartha Stewart posted a bunch of Tweets about shattering the screen of her iPad and Apple Corp. goes apeshit over her doing so.

Stewart wants to know how to get it fixed — but jealous-of-her-riches Twitter users converge on her like flies on shit, reminding her of her bank account balance.

Wait a minute.  Why not get it fixed?  After all, she may have pictures and other important stuff stored on it?  Why go buy a new one?  Stewart asks a legitimate question on how to get it fixed, which IS vague for the pricey Apple product.  If they make stuff that breaks, they need to provide a repair service!  There’s nothing wrong with her Tweets at all — yet the jealous idiots of the world converge upon her.