FACEBOOK SNITCH — A CREEP came across some innocent photos of a man and his children admiring a fish at the beach and snitched him out to the cops who say the Florida Fish and Wildlife consider this as harassment of manatees! Can you believe this ridiculous nonsense?
Thus, thanks to some Facebook asshole drooling for attention, the man was ARRESTED — which has caused him and his family a lot of unnecessary trouble — including costing taxpayers a lot of wasted bureaucratic red tape money to process as well. The state of Florida will shake him down for $500 bucks and 60 days in jail over this bullshit.
One thing I can’t stand is a goddamn tattletale snitch. In my day, snitches got beat up after school for causing trouble. Today, in our upside down, backwards world, they get notoriety online as so-called “whistle-blowers” and rewarded with lavish news media attention.
YES, STUPID FLORIDA
And to think some fool had the audacity to get the state of Florida tattooed on his face.