“I’m Smuggling Cocaine in My Coochie”

CRIME DOES NOT PAYMiss Big Tits scored a bunch of cocaine on a little vacation trip to sleazy tourist-trap Tijuana, Mexico, put it all in a condom and stuffed it in her pussy.  But when she walked over the border, drug dogs sniffed her narcotic-fuming “coochie” out.  The guy she was with totally denied any involvement — like any classy guy would — dumping the crime onto a woman, but it was later learned he was the brains behind the stupid coochie smuggling scheme.  Next vacation destination: Sing Sing.

Samantha's Coochie