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Vile Swill From the Mouths of Innocent Babes

Link Digger — Tue, 27 Aug 2013 10:55:34 +0000

Just your typical 21st century future serial killer child displaying psychopathic histrionics using art and culture as an outlet for her anger, hate and contempt of life.

Her Parents Sleep With One Eye Open…

Eydie Gormé Dead at 84 in Las Vegas

Link Digger — Sun, 11 Aug 2013 15:35:18 +0000

Eydie Gormé was a wonderful vocal singer of the 1960s, with many popular hit records. She died yesterday at age 84 in Las Vegas. Steve Lawrence, 78, her singer husband of 55 years lives on, a great vocalist in his own right. The two often performed together on TV variety shows, nightclubs, Las Vegas and on stage for decades. Her biggest hit was her Grammy-nominated 1963 “Blame it on the Bossa Nova” (embedded below). Here’s the couple’s website: www.steveandeydie.com.

Eydie appeared as a guest star on this full-episode of The Carol Burnett Show on February 23, 1974.

Shitty Music vs. Good Music

Link Digger — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 16:13:10 +0000

“I got me a white bitch.” Crude song, shitty music.

Good song, Blakroc “What you do to me.”

Straight Guy Actually Puts Out Ad for Gay Roommate to Perform Wifely Duties

Link Digger — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 00:13:50 +0000

Strt8 guy advertises on Craigslist for a gay roommate because the stereotypical gay likes to clean house, are gourmet cooks, are interior decorators and will happily do his dirty laundry.

He also says a gay roommate will appreciate a “hot straight guy” walking around in his underwear with his schlong slinging back and forth — because all gays pine for straight penises that go into women’s vaginas only… and not them! Note the nude cell phone photo in his Craigslist ad with his pee-pee whited-out — using the almighty straight penis to LURE his gay houseboy slave in. How presumptuous!

Of course he got all sorts of the typical psychopath responses from New Yorker freaks and quickly deleted his ad, deciding to employ a HOUSEKEEPER instead.

Suspiciously sounds a little LATENT, eh? Here’s one of the “hot” applicants for the “straight guy” houseboy “roommate.” After swallowing a six-pack, that so-called “straight guy” would be on this gay roommate applicant like flies on a steaming turd.

Queer Eye Pussy Guy for the Straight Guy

♫ Come Live With Me ♫

Nick Cannon’s Lewd Sex Moves

Link Digger — Thu, 25 Jul 2013 17:40:50 +0000

Nick Cannon shows Jimmy Fallon what he thinks is the next dance craze called the “Me Sexy” dance, lewdly jutting his midsection in and out in a wild, animalistic frenzy (pos. 0:43).

SCANDAL! Pizza Joint Employee Caught On Spy Cameras Beating Off (VIRAL)

Link Digger — Fri, 19 Jul 2013 18:50:50 +0000

An alleged San Diego pizza joint employee is caught on the store’s spy camera masturbating, which is seen on the Internet. Apeshit ensues with the joint’s true owner saying it’s not him and not his pizza joint. Someone on 4Chan uploaded the photo, which has since gone viral. See Gawker for the 4Chan evidence photos.

Here’s music to go with the masturbating pizza old fart:

WEIRD FILMS: The Tinderbox

Link Digger — Sun, 14 Jul 2013 02:04:31 +0000

Magic hound that grants wishes.

The Tinderbox was a Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale (details on Wiki) film made in Germany in 1958 about a battle weary soldier who — down on his luck — runs across an old witch who asks him to retrieve a small Tinderbox from inside an old tree. Inside the massive tree are three rooms containing chests full of coins of copper, silver and gold — each chest guarded by three magical giant hounds who do the soldier’s bidding by granting him wishes.

The film is not dubbed for English, instead go to the bottom of The Tinderbox page and click on the links therein to find out the plot of the entire film (three parts). You really don’t need to understand German as the pages, with scene photos, lay out the weird, yet strangely interesting story.

Below is the soldier’s first encounter with the first room’s magical hound and the treasure it guards. Watch the entire film online. It is a rare classic.

Don’t Miss the Classic TV Blogathon — Great Retro Blogs Participating in Classic TV Posts July 15-19

Link Digger — Sat, 13 Jul 2013 13:57:20 +0000

Don’t miss this Summer’s Classic TV Blog Association’s Blogathon.

GREAT LINKS TO FUN RETRO SITES!

Don’t miss horror film director/producer William Castle Blogathon coming July 29. Castle made such films as “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane” and “I Saw What You Did” among other creepy fests.

For Perverts Only: “Pretty Gang Twerk”

Link Digger — Fri, 12 Jul 2013 00:39:56 +0000

YouTuber Julian Serrano “Twerks.”

Mmmmm… wouldn’t you like to stick your goddamn face between his lush ass cheeks after his hot, sweaty twerking session you perverted filthy degenerate? Of course you would!

See his bubble butt twerk at Gay Pride in Los Angeles.

Paula Deen BEGS for Forgiveness for Using the N-Word

Link Digger — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 12:52:25 +0000

Paula Dean and “Uncle Bubba”

Thanks to her loudmouth brother Bubba, whom Paula made co-owner of a restaurant, Paula Deen got sued (along with him) by a former female employee accusing Bubba of sexual harassment and using racist banter at work. In a legal hearing, Bubba and Paula admitted to using “the n-word” in their daily routine. Now Paula has been fired from her Food Network contract, all thanks to the shenanigans of her no-good drunk brother (who stupidly admitted to watching porn at the restaurant every morning as well).