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Rare Six-Clawed Lobster Caught Off Maine

Link Digger — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 21:17:31 +0000

A mutated crustacean with six claws (instead of five) was caught in the atomic seas off the state of Maine, lobster capital of the world, and donated to the Maine State Museum for public display by its fishermen.

Oh the Joys of Atomic Waste Fertilizer!

Look at that delicious-looking, plump lobster claw, fit for the lobster pot. But the dimwits that caught this delicious crustacean donated it to a museum instead! WTF?

China’s Newest Toilet Restaurant (PHOTOS)

Link Digger — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 16:29:48 +0000

At the toilet-themed restaurant, diners sit on toilet seats equipped with feces pillows and are served grub out of little toilet bowls. Not only that but the overall ambiance is that of a bathroom, with tiled walls adorned with toilet paper rolls, along with faucets and shower heads. Even the food is made to look like HUMAN EXCREMENT. It’s a foregone conclusion that if the restaurant actually fed its scat-endorsing customers real shit, there would be no complaints.

Red Lobster Customer Writes on Receipt “None Nigger” for Tip

Link Digger — Mon, 09 Sep 2013 21:55:38 +0000

Yet another ignorant person writing bullshit on a restaurant receipt in the news. This time it’s a moron who wrote a racist comment on the sales receipt, refusing to tip the waitress (image on the waitress’s father’s page). After the waitress posted the receipt on her Facebook page, Red Lobster suspended her. [Source 2] See Reddit commentary on the receipt slur.

Texas Italian Restaurant + Rednecks + Incest = VIRAL Media Publicity

Link Digger — Fri, 06 Sep 2013 16:33:46 +0000

YAWN. Not ANOTHER crazy, tiresome restaurant conspiracy. This time a restaurant going out of business allegedly put up a farewell sign insulting the entire town.

Written with the mentality of a 14-year-old.

An Italian restaurant that recently closed in Amarillo, Texas, appears to have left behind a vulgar sign explaining in graphic detail exactly why it went out of business, apparently in a hissy fit after it received unkind restaurant reviews online criticizing them.

The sign is fake! It’s a conspiracy against us!

Web sleuths are not buying their “fake sign” comment posted on their Facebook account.

[Read 2,903 Reddit commentary]

Poop Wine (VIDEO)

Link Digger — Thu, 05 Sep 2013 22:06:58 +0000

Looney drinks wine made from children’s shit.

Secret Korean recipe for fermenting an alcoholic beverage with medicinal qualities using human excrement. The booze is made from children’s turds.

Don’t Listen to the Stupid Media! Keep Washing Your Chicken!

Link Digger — Thu, 05 Sep 2013 15:20:08 +0000

Idiotic news media is telling people not to wash chicken because the germs are sprayed around the kitchen, as discovered by Drexel University research. Chicken and turkey are DIRTY, dead meat that come to you crawling with bacteria from the slaughter house on their skin and inside from being touched by dirty hands and disgusting slaughter house equipment you KNOW they aren’t sanitizing as they should! Better to be safe than sorry, rinse that junk off before working with chicken or turkey meat.

Always rinse fowl, but don’t use a sprayer — you don’t need to splash water around like they assume you do. As chef Julia Child did (watch video below), rinse chicken under cold running water and dry with paper towels. After rinsing chicken, all you have to do is wipe down the counter around the sink with disinfectant, then clean the sink. You do this procedure when working with ANY kind of meat. Don’t listen to these ridiculous bullshit study news stories giving bad advice. Keep a clean kitchen, wiping down counters and any areas where food is prepared — cleaned, preferably with BLEACH. It’s just plain common sense your great, great grandma would say. People today are LAZY and careless in the kitchen. You can’t be that way when working with food. You must keep clean, wiped down counters and a clean sink at all times. All it takes is a few minutes to do so. Restaurants know this from the Board of Health visits testing them all the time.

Listen to legendary chef Julia Child about cleaning chicken (pos. 7:38) in this classic episode from her TV series. Great chicken tips contained herein, please watch and learn something.

Jump to Pos. 7:38 for Cleaning Chicken

McNugget Rampage! (MUST SEE VIDEO)

Link Digger — Tue, 03 Sep 2013 15:45:58 +0000

Foul-mouthed fat bitch goes batshit crazy at 6:30 a.m. when she was denied Chicken McNuggets at a McDonalds drive-thru. Be sure to read the sub-titles of what the nugget-crazed lunatic shouts as she tries to KILL the restaurant clerk! MUST SEE!

Biggest Burger Cooked

Link Digger — Tue, 03 Sep 2013 15:39:33 +0000

Brits cook up a 25-lb cheeseburger that is 25,000 calories of pure death to the unfortunate soul who will feed on it.

The massive snack is made with a 20-inch bun crammed with 4lb of cheese, 20 sliced tomatoes and a pound of salad leaves. It takes more than two hours to cook and boasts enough beef to make ONE HUNDRED quarter-pounders.

SHOCKING INVENTION: How to Pluck a Chicken in 14 Seconds!

Link Digger — Sat, 31 Aug 2013 17:50:32 +0000

Since our food is being deliberately polluted with chemicals that are sickening us to death, such as growth hormones, antibiotics and preservatives by evil factory farm meat producers, many are growing chickens at home to ensure their fowl is not foul. But plucking chickens has always been time-consuming… UNTIL NOW… thanks to our lazy age of instant gratification!

The World’s Largest Avocado

Link Digger — Sat, 31 Aug 2013 14:03:51 +0000

Named “Avozilla,” the world’s largest avocado is five times the size of a regular avocado.

But what CHEMICAL made it grow so big?

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