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New Chris Dorner “Last Stand” Killing Game

Link Digger — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 19:27:41 +0000

Internet freaks who idolize Dorner’s muscles and huge penis created video game called “Dorner’s Last Stand Survival Game” in which Dorner is portrayed as a hero.

See demo game play on YouTube or Download it here.

WARNING: Demo Video Contains Offensive Rap Smut

Here’s one person’s response to the game:

Suck my dick socks

New Game: Bullet to the Head of the NRA

Link Digger — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 19:23:37 +0000

A new gun nuts game by leftists that mocks a target practice game for 4-year-olds created by and for National Rifle Association (NRA) members has surfaced. Game play: Your goal is to shoot NRA president David Keene and NRA executive VP Wayne LaPierre in the head with the very AR-15 they endorse. (see story and link to the game). Pro-gun right-wing FOX News is upset that meanie liberal leftys have the audacity to make their own gun game for kids mocking the NRA’s game. As the old saying goes, “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.”

Playstation 2 Discontinued

Link Digger — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 23:25:38 +0000

According to Japanese tech publication Famitsu, Sony Computer Entertainment of Japan announced this week that they are discontinuing the PlayStation 2, with no new shipments going to retailers in its home nation. The announcement comes after a storied 13-year run for the system. Most people own the Playstation 3, and a Playstation 4 is on the horizon. Continue reading…

Good-Bye Forever

New “Monopoly Entitlements” Game for the Broke and Unemployed on Welfare and Social Security

Link Digger — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 16:02:11 +0000

Right-wing Romney ass-licking conservative Slate.com’s asshole game making fun of the unemployed, poor and disadvantaged in our current time — created by cynical people who obviously are the filthy rich and gainfully employed privileged of our society — who have never had to stand in a food bank line, suffer the humiliation of applying for food stamps, pawn their stuff to put food on the table or take out rip-off “pay day” loans — due to the lack of jobs, all thanks to the greedy bastards on Wall Street they apparently kiss ass to and the scum in the banking and home mortgage industry who destroyed our economy in 2008 and robbed millions of their savings because of writing bad loans for profit. Let us never forget this treason on America.

FUCK YOU, SLATE.

Oh, it’s funny to make fun of the down and out, isn’t it SLATE.COM? You dirty rat capitalist bastards on your high horse as you sip champagne and eat caviar in your over-priced homes this Christmas while the peons you make fun of eat hot dogs and beans on Christmas OR freeze to death in the snow while they suffer homelessness. You goddamn dirty rich cocksuckers! How dare you have the audacity to make fun of others not as fortunate as you? Fuck off!

New Board Game: “Obozo’s America”

Link Digger — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 20:05:00 +0000

Way Better Than Monopoly!

(Click to enlarge fun board game, “Obozo’s America”)

Anti-Obama Christian right-wingers invent anti-Obama board game, “Obozo’s America,” with players using welfare money to engage in prostitution, robbery, gambling, etc. Go to the vile game’s official website at ObozosAmerica.com.

Here’s a description of game play:

Game players begin on the first of the month at the welfare office with an initial grant of $1,000 then maneuver along “Obozo’s Welfare Promenade,” getting cash for producing out-of-wedlock children, by drawing from 50 “Welfare Benefit” cards, by playing the lottery and the horses, and by engaging in four “Saturday Night” crimes (Prostitution, Armed Robbery, Gambling, and Drugs). Players can also get a job for their live-in on the “Government Cakewalk,” and if they are caught in crime, experience the “Jail Jaunt” — one roll of the dice and they’re back at the welfare office collecting all benefits. Players try to avoid landing on one of the dreaded “Get a Job” blocks that forces them off Obozo’s Welfare Promenade into the “Working Person’s Rut” where, with few exceptions, they accumulate bills, new taxes, and mounting debt. Hey, somebody has to pay for all the welfare, crime, and government!

Good Games to Kill Time

Link Digger — Tue, 01 May 2012 03:58:00 +0000

Gin Rummy is a fun game if you’re bored and want to kill time. You can play single player against the computer or multi-player. You can also play other games such as solitaire, spades, backgammon and others.

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Would you like to play Monopoly instead?

Play Classic Monopoly