Foodie freaks are getting reckless in their media attention-whoring attempts with the instant gratification: The Burrito Pizza. Whatever happened to tradition: burritos are Mexican, pizza is Italian! They don’t go together! Is this some sort of interracial statement disguised in food? [Thanks for the head's up, Barstool Sports!]

“I want it and I’m gonna have it and you can’t stop me!  Why can’t I make a pig out of myself and have a burrito and pizza at the same time?  Tell me!  Why can’t I?!”